Jeff's Jots on Disneyland

• I find it interesting that people wave to strangers riding the different modes of transportation at Disneyland but would never dream of it anyplace else.

• Wouldn’t the world be a better place if people wore the silly hats that they wear at Disneyland out in public? With their names engraved on the back, of course. It would be great if friends and family got to pick which hat suited a person best. I’m sure I would be required to wear a Dopey or Goofy hat.

• The return of Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is coming soon. It makes me wonder where exactly Mr. Lincoln has been during his 3 year hiatus. I can just picture him kicking back in the den of some Disney employee. Nothing livens up a party more than an audioanimatronic dead President. The Gettysburg Address is a great icebreaker.

• If Mickey Mouse is in Toon Town all day long, how can he also be in the parades and roaming the park at the same time.

• Tomorrowland is so yesterday.

• Why does food seem to taste better when it is in the shape of a mouse head. Especially the white fudge covered pretzels.

• Food eaten at Disneyland has no calories. Or is that an Urban Myth?

• On a hot summer day nothing tastes better than a $3 bottle of purified tap water.

• In our age of such sophisticated technology why do Fireworks still continue to amaze?

• What makes images projected on a mist of water so interesting?

• It's amazing to me that people can feel comfortable leaving their stroller parked and not worrying about it's safety.

• I’m waiting for Disneyland to discover how to charge extra for air inside the park.

• In Disneyland it really is A Small World After All. Until the clock strikes 12.

• Life is the ultimate theme park. A lot of time spent waiting for those special moments that make it all worthwhile.